Angry about mushrooms being added to your pizza? Peeved that shop workers won’t let your Priest ass use the staff toilets in a shop?

If either of these applies to you - and you are an idiot - then you can simply dial the UK emergency services to get some justice.

A BBC report shows some of the reasons that have been given for calling the emergency services. One person also called because they could not get through to vote on a reality TV show.

The person who called the police after being denied access to a staff toilet was a priest. A priest. So what was his angle? That as a priest he is not a normal person and should have access to any toilet he wishes to use?

My only hope is that these people actually did get a knock on the door from the police, to explain what idiots they are and how their unbelievable stupidity could have cost lives. Their names should be publicised rather than being referred to with anonymity.